Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Rockabilly Creature Feature

EVENT: Rockabilly Creature Feature
DATE & TIME:Saturday, December 27, 2008 10:00pm - 11:45pm
LOCATION:Palace of Wonders
1210 H St NE Washington, DC
COST: $10
DETAILS:
Burlesque + Rockabilly = Rockalesque? Burlabilly?

Come on out and see the Brokedown Playboys lay it out at the Palace again! These guys are a scream and blast to dance to. The place may be small but if Bambi and Lizzie Fur can shimmy there so can you! Doors at 8pm, Show at 10pm

The Comedy & Mystery Society

EVENT: The Comedy & Mystery Society "Special Holiday Show!"
DATE & TIME: Saturday, December 27 at 8:00pm
LOCATION:Gaithersburg Arts Barn
COST:$18 for Gaithersburg city residents / $21 for all others. (99 seats total.)
DETAILS:

http://www.comedymysterysociety.com/index.html

Join Bob Sheets, Karen Beriss, Eric Henning and George Bradley for a special holiday show!

The Comedy & Mystery Society incorporates a touch of farce into an amazing stage show featuring many of the country's top magical entertainers.

The intimate Gaithersburg Arts Barn Theater provides an ideal setting, with a great view of the astounding sleight of hand from every seat in the house. The world of magic and mystery has never been so much fun.

Ages 10 and up.

Tickets are $18 for Gaithersburg city residents and
$21 for all others. 99 seats total.

By tickets online at
http://www.gaithersburgmd.gov/apps/RecXpress/Activities/ActivitiesCourseDetails.asp?aid=1000&cid=30847

To see more details and RSVP, follow the link below:
http://www.facebook.com/n/?event.php&eid=42266354210

The DCVariety blog is looking for contributors!

Hello All!

and welcome back after a brief hiatus!

We are boldly moving forward onward into the future! the inevitable companion for time is change! and we here are DCVariety have quite a few changes in mind.

The DCVariety blog is looking for contributors!

The current contributors are all performers, which can make timely updates a bit challenging. we would love to have anyone who is interested in contributing to pipe up! send me an email (jaladrum at gmail) with a few details about who you are, your background, experience, and area of interest. we would love to really have this blog take off!

Some of the roles we would like to have:
fire correspondent
circus
belly
off beat (other)
reviews and events

we would love to hear from you.
and happy new year to all!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

DCTribal Cafe

EVENT: DCTribal Cafe
DATE & TIME: Sunday, October 25
doors open a 6pm
LOCATION: Asylum
2471 18th STREET, NW
WASHINGTON, DC 20009
(202) 319.9353
COST: $10
DETAILS: DCTribal Cafe is a monthly event featuring great food, music and performances by local & regional tribal & experimental belly dance artists! DCTribal Cafe is hosted by DC's premier Tribal Fusion Belly Dance company ROMKA, and sponsored by DCTribal, a collective of dancers dedicated to supporting tribal dance in the DC Area. DCTribal Cafe is held the last sunday of every month at Asylum Bar & Lounge, 2471 18th Street, NW in the heart of Adams Morgan. Check it out!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Tiraz Dance Network "Alternative Hafla"

EVENT: Tiraz Dance Network "Alternative Hafla"
DATE & TIME: Sunday, October 26, 2008 3:30 PM
LOCATION: McLean Community Center
1234 Ingleside Ave
McLean VA 22101
COST: Tickets $5/person **MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE** No tickets will be sold at the door.
DETAILS:

Event will feature innovative and experimental performances including Tribal Fusion and American Tribal, and fusions of Middle Eastern/belly dance movements/ music with other genres of dance and music. McLean Community Center. Show time 3:30pm. Tickets $5/person **MUST BE PURCHASED IN
ADVANCE** No tickets will be sold at the door.

visit the website to purchase tickets!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Bread and Puppet Theater FREE SHOW

EVENT:
DATE & TIME:
Oct 21-22
LOCATION:
St. Stephen’s Church ( 1525 Newton St NW ; Corner of 16th and Newton )
Washington DC
COST: FREE!
DETAILS: The World-Famous Bread and Puppet Theater Will Perform in DC:

"To live in America and never see the Bread and Puppet Theater perform is like living in Egypt and never seeing the pyramids." (Christian Science Monitor)

"The Bread & Puppet Theater has been so long a part of America ’s conscious struggle for our better selves, that it has become, paradoxically, a fixture of our subconscious.”" (NPR commentator Andrei Codrescu)

Event Details:

Bread and Puppet Theater

At St. Stephen’s Church ( 1525 Newton St NW ; Corner of 16th and Newton )

Tuesday, Oct 2120at 8pm: “The Sourdough Philosophy Circus”

Wednesday, Oct 22 at 8pm: “Storm Office: A Storm Poem with Implementation Machine”

FREE ADMISSION

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE CONTACT: Janelle Treibitz

October 3, 2008 646-734-6705 cell; janelleboal@aol.com

WASHINGTON, DC (Oct. 3, 2008) – Giant puppets, dancing zebras, city bred cows and sour stilters will transform St. Stephen’s Church into a big-top circus of political proportions when the world-famous Bread and Puppet Theater returns to DC for two performances Tuesday and Wednesday, October 21-22. The performance is free and open to the public.

Bread and Puppet is one of the oldest activist street theater companies in the country, and this year they will perform two different shows to DC audiences:

On Tuesday evening at 8pm Bread and Puppet will perform the newest of their famous (and family-friendly) puppet circuses. The "Sourdough Philosophy Circus" is a show about the need for human fermentation. In their own words: “Human fermentation concerns those parts of the human body that are not governed by the government, like the guts and the gutsy par ts of the brain. This is also applies to zebras and city bred cows, dancing bears and independent donkeys. The show is run by a bunch of cooks, specialists in cooking the various stews and pancakes of our everyday first world exist ence. Additional commentary is provided by the Rotten Idea Theater Company. Music is by the Sourdough Philosophy Brass Band and a quartet of sheep.”

On Wednesday evening at 8pm, Bread and Puppet will perform "Storm Office: A Storm Poem with Implementation Machine". two-curtain box stage, using newspaper comments on recent storms and their relationship to politics. This show speaks with pictures instead of words. In Storm Office, Bread and Puppet relies “on a big collection of masks and puppets, representing all archetypal traits of the ancient and contemporary worlds. In this [show] masked characters are joined by an airplane, a typewriter, a deer, a big fist and...a sailboat called: We Are All in The Same Boat, which will take the audience on a journey through the streets.” Storm Office is a puppet and mask show, performed in and around a

Both shows will include an opportunity to savor Schumann’s famous sourdough rye bread, laden with garlic aioli, while both theater- and circus-goers alike will enjoy the opportunity to purchase the company’s legendary “cheap art.”

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Bread and Puppet History:

The Bread & Puppet Theater is one of the oldest non-profit, self- supporting theater companies in the U.S. The theater has been enacting its radical utopian vision in cardboard and cloth for over forty years, from the spectacle of its larger-than-life puppets at Vietn am War protests in New York City, to the pageantry of its annual event, Our Domestic Resurrection Circus, in Glover, Vermont, which ran for over 25 years. The Domestic Resurrection regularly attracted audiences in the tens of thousands up to the late 1990’s.

Dubbed a "living national treasure" by The New York Times, Bread and Puppet Theater, under the direction of German-born sculptor Peter Schumann, has toured internationally for more than 35 years. The Vermont-based troupe performs on urgent social, political, and environmental issues. According to the Christian Science Monitor, "To live in America and never see the Bread and Puppet Theater perform is like living in Egypt and never seeing the pyramids."

Author and NPR commentator Andrei Codrescu has praised “the genius of P eter Schumann, the prodigious puppet-God,” writing that “the Bread & Puppet Theater has been so long a part of America ’s conscious struggle for our better selves, that it has become, paradoxically, a fixture of our subconscious.”

Schumann founded Bread and Puppet Theater in 1963 in New York City . Hand-puppet shows for children and rod-puppet shows for the street were produced from early experiments. Later, complex stylized compositions with masked performers, over-life-sized effigies, improvised music and narration astounded adult audiences. The company has won distinction at international theater festivals in Italy , Poland , France , Venezuela , and South Korea . Awards include the Erasmus Prize of Amsterdam, two off-Broadway Obie Awards, the Puppeteers of America President's Award, a Guggenheim Award, the Vermont Governor's Award, and numerous trophies from local small-town parades.

The company currently tours new and old productions, on the American continent and abroad, and sells Bread & Puppet Press posters and publications. The traveling puppet shows range from tightly composed theater pieces presented by members of the company to extensive outdoor pageants that require the participation=2 0of many volunteers. Apprentices come to the farm in the summer to work with Peter Schumann and the Bread and Puppet Company, joining Bread and Puppet old-timers and community members in presenting large-scale spectacles on the Bread and Puppet farm in Glover every Sunday in July and August.

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Local Steampunk band - Free listening party!

EVENT:Cassettes Listening Party
DATE & TIME:
LOCATION: Galaxy Hut
COST: FREE!
DETAILS: I know I don't ordinarily post bands, but this group is too much fun not to share. They play an amazing variety of instruments and music. there is bound to be something for everyone. plus, it's free. you can't beat it.

Local "steam-punk" band the Cassettes unveils its latest melange of old-timey instruments and modern songwriting at a Galaxy Hut listening party. They'll play their new album -- how else? -- on cassette.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Poi Workshop

EVENT: Poi Workshop
DATE & TIME: Thursday at 8 PM
LOCATION: Contradiction Dance at
7014 Westmoreland Ave
Takoma Park, MD
COST: $10 if you reserve a spot in advance either through the studio (contradictiondance@mac.com) or Dance Afire (valloup@gmail.com) and $15 for drop-in.
DETAILS: (text from the email)
If any of you have come to the spin jams on Tuesdays at Lunar Larry's in the past few months, you may have gotten an impromptu poi lesson from Drex.
Now he's doing a full workshop through Dance Afire to teach beginners the basics of poi at Contradiction Dance in Takoma Park.

If you've seen people spin poi and would like to learn, or have picked up a few basic tricks and would like to expand your knowledge, come out to Contradiction Dance at 7014 Westmoreland Ave this Thursday at 8 PM.

This is a great space with hardwood floors and full-length mirrors -- practicing in front of mirrors is essential for picking up clean technique and there are few places in the country where poi classes can be had in such an environment. The class is $10 if you reserve a spot in advance either through the studio (contradictiondance@mac.com) or Dance Afire (valloup@gmail.com) and $15 for drop-in.

Drex will be teaching techniques that'll help you get basic tricks down and give you tools to start moving into more intermediate poi spinning. Keep watching this list for fire safety workshops and a 6-week intermediate poi class starting in November.

Live Humans! in DC

EVENT: Live Humans in DC
DATE & TIME: Tuesday Oct. 14
LOCATION: Palace of Wonders
COST: FREE!
DETAILS:
Live Humans is Washington DC's only open mic variety show. and as can be expected, it can be found at the Palace of Wonders.

This week they are featuring the magic and juggling of Chris McCauley and Laura Ernst.

It's free folks, so come on out and feel free to join in the fun! and if you are interested in trying out a new act, bring it out!

link for more info - Palace of Wonders' website

or you can visit their myspace page.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Bizzaro Cheeky Monkeys!

EVENT:The Cheeky Monkey Sideshow Bizarro Show!
DATE & TIME: Friday, October 10th 10pm
LOCATION:Palace of Wonders
1210 H St., NE
Washington, DC
COST:$10 in costume
$12 without costume
DETAILS:
Where anything could happen.
Friday, October 10th, we're gonna mix things up, and no one knows what acts you will see, not even us--the Cheeky Monkeys are going to randomly draw acts out of hat, and whatever they pick, they have to perform!
Mab Just Mab does magic? Swami Yomahmi, mistress of the flame? Burlesque by Mr. Eon? Who knows?
But wait, there's more! We're also having a COSTUME CONTEST!
Come dressed in your best bizarr-ary and get $2 off your admission. Plus, the top three costumes will win FUN AND VALUABLE PRIZES!
This is the one you don't wanna miss! Costumes! Comedy! Calamity(?)
And a surprise guest you have to see to believe. . .
Palace of Wonders
1210 H St., NE
Washington, DC
October 10th
Show starts at 10pm
$10 in costume
$12 without costume

Monday, October 6, 2008

Vixen Variety


EVENT: Vixen Variety
DATE & TIME: Thursday October 9, 2008
LOCATION: The Palace of Wonders
1210 H ST. NE Washington DC 20002
COST: $10
DETAILS:
Vixen Variety is an exciting new all female variety show!
More then just a feast for the eyes this show will knock your socks off!
These clever, sly and scandalous women will woo you with their willfulness and wiles!
You don't want to miss the fun as these foxy females flaunt their finesse and show off their skills in a hodgepodge of heroines!
A new medley of talent each month!
So come one, come all to the foxy & fabulous Vixen Variety Show!

THIS MONTH! Mab (me) will be bringing out her new comedy fire eating routine! All Funny! All the Time! Even while on FIRE!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

DC Rollergirls All-Stars vs. Charm City

EVENT: DC Rollergirls All-Stars vs. Charm City
DATE & TIME: September 27th, 2008
LOCATION: Dulles, VA
COST: $12
DETAILS:

DC RollerGirls vs. Charm City Roller Girls!

Come watch the DC Rollergirls All-Stars on September 27th, 2008 as they take on the Charm City All-Stars from neighboring Baltimore, MD! Please note that this bout will be held at Dulles SportsPlex in Dulles, VA.

Purchase your tickets HERE from BrownPaperTickets.com!

Date: September 27th, 2008
Time: Doors @ 4pm, Bout begins @ 5pm
Price: $12
Location: Dulles SportsPlex
Directions/Map: Click Here
To see the event flyer: Click Here
After-party @ Jimmys Old Town Tavern
Driving Directions: Click Here

Dance Afire Haunted VooDoo Luau!

EVENT: Dance Afire Haunted VooDoo Luau!
DATE & TIME: Thursday, September 25, 2008 9:00PM
LOCATION: The Piratz Tavern, 8402 georgia av , Silver Spring, Maryland 20910
COST: ???
DETAILS:

Piratz Tavern
If you missed us at Lets Dance Takoma Park come on by the Piratz Tavern for their Vodoo Luau and we'll show yoou how its done, but their has been a chage....

We are sad to inform you all that the fearless toy soldiers of Dance Afire were killed last night in a freak bullet related accident. Dance Afire's leader, the Great Voodoo General, assures us this tragedy totally unavoidable, and completely unrelated to recent rumors of a power struggle within DC's latest fire phenomenon. "The silver lining," he tells us, "is that I doubt this will affect our act."

Come see the reanimated corpses of Dance Afire do what they do best: Burn!
Thursdays September 25th and October 30th @ Piratz Tavern in Silver Spring.
Shows start at 9PM.

UPDATE! Come in costume and the bar will give you free booze!

Friday, September 12, 2008

The Dutch Oven - Freaky Tiki Burly Birthday Party

EVENT: The Dutch Oven - A Freaky Tiki Burly Birthday Party for L'il Dutch
DATE & TIME: Saturday, Sept. 13th - 10 p.m. / Doors @ 8 p.m.
LOCATION: Palace of Wonders, 1210 H St., NE WDC
COST: $10 or if in Aloha-Wear, $8!
DETAILS: Help me celebrate my birthday at our September show!!

TOMORROW NIGHT!!
THE DUTCH OVEN
A Freaky Tiki Birthday Party for L’il Dutch!!

Help me celebrate my birthday, Hawaiian-Style! Join me and my burly girlies Prissy Pistol, Little Darling, Bambi Galore and the debut of new burlesque artiste Ouioui Nonnon and our saucy new stage kitten, Lauren Marleaux! Hosted by the big kahuna himself, Gary Gutter, you’re sure to extend your summer with rum cocktails, exotica music, palm trees and Polynesian pasties!
XO, L'il Dutch

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Cheeky Monkeys Back at the Palace!

EVENT:
The Return of
The Son of
The Night of
The Living
Cheeky Monkey Sideshow!

DATE & TIME: This Friday! August 22nd, 9pm
LOCATION: The Palace of Wonders
1210 H st, washington DC
COST: $10 shows us how much you love us!
*** $2 off if you are wearing your Cheeky Monkey Sideshow Button! ***
DETAILS:

Cheeky Monkey Sideshow is back at the Palace and ready to knock your socks off!

Featuring:

~Gypsy/Punk/Sideshow Girl, MabJustMab
~Fire Goddess, Sensoriel
~Swami Yomahmi, the Original Sideshow Geek
~The Most Dangerous Man in the World, Damien Blade
~Mr Eon, the Magician
~Human Wonder, Sally the Cinch

And New York City's own Burlesque Confection
Miss Cherry Delight
She may make you chubby, but she won't make you fat!

Come be part of the sideshow spectacular the Washington City Paper called, "Beautiful and Bizarre."

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Review of DR. SKETCHY'S

EVENT: Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School Show
DATE & TIME: Sunday, Aug. 17th
LOCATION: Palace of Wonders
COST: $5
DETAILS: Revival of the Dr. Sketchy's series

Last night Sugar Ann Spice and I performed in the revival of Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School Show ... and it was a revival in more than one sense. The new MC of the latest iteration of the DC franchise is the "Reverend Loveseat" - aka Jared Davis/Art by Jared/former Lobsterboy Revue scene & set master and artist of the Al portrait over the Palace stage. The Reverend is everything you'd imagine he'd be ... slimy, donning a bad suit, gray pompadour, too much flashy bling for a man of the cloth and loves to read horribly bad "groaner" jokes from back issues of Playboy to his congregation.

For those who have never attended or who are not familiar with this series of shows, it's a combination of a mini-burlesque show followed by timed poses by performers in costume for live model sketching to be done by artists in attendance as audience members. This series was started in NY (of course) by Molly Crabapple and has since had franchises pop up in major cities across the country always using performers as models. Here in DC we have had both burlesque and sideshow performers (namely, our own Mab) participate.

As a performer - and particularly burlesque, it was imperative for me to remind myself this was not a "typical" burlesque show nor audience in most cases, however genuinely appreciative. The performances were well-received and posing commenced quickly after their conclusions. I also found myself challenged for coming up with interesting poses for the artists - holding yourself in a contoured (i.e. sometimes contorted) pose for up to 12 minutes at a time. This experience made me think about body form, angles and stage position dramatically more than I ever have before. I believe this will come into play during my future acts.

The Reverend led a successful "sermon" overall and put much effort into a balanced line-up, provided interesting props for posing and engaged the artistic audience as best he could while they concentrated on their work. The show finale was a game of Twister between Sugar Ann Spice and me - each Twister pose was held for a brief amount of time to allow for quick sketches by the audience ... I lost, by the way - I sense a theme developing here, for those of you who have also seen our Lucha match. Tube socks and a plastic mat don't mix together as well as I'd hoped.

Let's hope the good Reverend decides to bring back his revival of this Sunday service to the Palace ... even if once in a blue moon. I for one know I'll be back next time, but as an artist ... er ... member of the congregation. Hallelujah Reverend and thanks for having us to your pulpit.

Amen!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Check Me Out!

Yea baby, I got a new look!

Like all the big Hollywood stars, I got a face lift. And now I have to say, I'm looking sharp!

For all you folks who are reading the remote feed, take a minute to swing by and check out the new look.

And it's ok to tell me I'm pretty. I know you want to.

Tell the world! Promote!

We have new DCVaritey Banners that you can post anywhere you like! Simply download this image and spread the love!
Be sure to link back here! Let everyone know how cool you are!

But wait! There's more! There are plans to get our very own domain/web real estate. Stay tuned for more info on that!

Coming up - more news and reviews!

Friday, August 15, 2008

Review of LIVE HUMANS

EVENT: Live Humans
DATE & TIME: 2nd & 3rd Tuesdays of the month, 7:30 - midnight
LOCATION: Palace of Wonders
COST: FREE
DETAILS: Open Mic Variety Night

I have only been performing and producing burlesque for about a year-and-a-half although I think in my mind I have been a performer all my life. By no means do I profess to be an expert or professional performer like so many wonderful artists I know - I just really happen to enjoy performing, seeing others have opportunities to have fun, work their craft & express themselves and mostly - entertain people and help us all forget the mundane even if momentarily! I will be the first to admit that I need all the practice in the world to refine my moves, stage presence, act development, confidence ... you name it. But one thing's for sure, I truly believe that practice does make perfect (at least for me, and as close to perfect as possible).

I was recently contacted by Andy Rothwell of LIVE HUMANS to perform -- as were many other area performers -- and I was excited to take advantange of this opportunity to test out a new act on stage and see what other hidden talent we have in our midst. Plus, it's free to everyone, no pressure and was really energizing to meet new people and discover a new night at the Palace.

This open-mic variety night is held the 2nd & 3rd Tuesdays of each month and no, you don't get paid, but I used the show as a chance to try out new work and even speak a little on stage . It was so incredibly useful, it even surprised me! (And my new act worked, by the way) The crowd was receptive, a great showcase of all sorts of talent and really appreciated what others had to do and say. Again, couldn't recommend it more if you're looking to try something new - even a totally different skill all together ... what's even better is that you can get there anytime - no pressure of a call if you're running late, etc. A very laid-back supportive atmosphere.

Thumbs up - thanks Andy!

Friday, August 1, 2008

Wanna learn how to Juggle?

for those who may not know, I have started a new mailing list for DCVariety artists. In the few short weeks it's been around, it has already proven a great resource. This little gem on juggling just passed the internet airwaves (thank you Moira Lee!)

Fairfax Jugglers meet every Thursday night in the cafeteria of Key Middle School (entrance #6). No experience necessary!
7:30pm to 10:00pm
6402 Franconia Rd, Springfield VA 22150
http://www.fairfaxjugglers.com

Other clubs:

The US Department of Juggling gets together on Fridays in Chevy Chase
MD: http://www.usjuggling.org and they maintain a Yahoo group:
juggling-USDJ.

The University of Maryland Juggling Club meets Tuesdays and Fridays:
http://www.studentorg.umd.edu/juggling

The American University juggling club (aka American Circus) meets on Mondays from 6:30 to 8:30pm on AU's campus in DC. They rotate room assignments every week so if you are interested in coming or want more information, please contact Regina Schuman at (973) 919-1834 or regina.schuman@american.edu.

DC Comedy Fest!

EVENT: DC Comedy Fest
DATE & TIME: August 7th - 9th
LOCATION: multiple locations
COST: depends on which show you catch
DETAILS: http://www.dccomedyfest.com

here's what the "citypaper says"
The dc comedyfest returns to our nation’s capital for year number four. The hilarious 3-day event invades eight area venues with over 30 shows August 7-9. There will be performances by JB Smoove (“Curb Your Enthusiasm”), Reggie Watts (Andy Kauffman award winner), Todd Barry (“Flight of The Conchords) and TJ Miller (Cloverfield), The DC Comedy Achievement Awards Show, the “Politics is Funny” panel, and special surprise guests! The best and brightest will perform in front of talent scouts from Best Week Ever, Comedy Central, E! and The Late Show with David Letterman at the “Fresh Voices Industry Showcase.”

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Bizarre Bazaar


EVENT: Bizarre Bazaar
DATE & TIME: Thursday, July 31, doors open at 7pm, show at 9:30
LOCATION: The Palace of Wonders
1210 H St. NE, Washington DC 20002
COST: $10
DETAILS:
Come out for the monthly Bizarre Bellydance event at the Palace of Wonders! This month, they will be bring out some truly unique acts!
dancing, fire, cabaret, tribal and much more!

This months Artists -
Eugenia
Jen
Kallisti Tribal
Mayyadah Sabri
Zobeide
& special guest, Mab, Just Mab!!!

Friday, July 25, 2008

a new mailing list for DC Variety Artists

Hi folks!

In my never ending quest to have my performer friends meet each other, I have created a new mailing list for local Variety entertainers.

to help maintain the backstage feel, it's a members only list. if you are a local variety entertainer, professional or semi-professional, please swing by and knock on the door. tell us a little bit about yourself, and what you do, your interests etc!

it's a place to share resources, upcoming gigs, looking for artists, passing on gigs, reviews of venues (good and bad), and more!

Come on out to the DCVariety Backstage!

Tonight! Circus Freaks and Fetish bars....in DC

EVENT: DC Bound Kinky Carnival
DATE & TIME: July 25th, 9pm - 3am (with an after party option)
LOCATION: Red Lounge
2013 14th Street, NW DC 20009
Between U and V on 14th On the second floor above The International Grill
COST: FREE from 9 to 10pm for those in XXXtreme Fetish Attire (head to toe bad-assness!) or in themed attire. So this week that means some VERY Kinky Clown, acrobat, or magician costumes!!!
$10 in Fetish Attire / $20 in Street attire
DETAILS:
Tonight!
I will be doing a midnight show @ Bound for their Carnival Kink event - The best thing about this gig, there will be people showing up in crazy clown and circus outfits. :D so when I order a Circus Boy, I might just get one. :D ssssswwweeeet!

Friday July 25th The BOUND Kinky Carnival! 9pm to 3am! With an Official After Hours Party Following!
Featuring DJ Hardware with DJ Panic! Freak Shows by Mab!

ONLY 40 after hours tickets will be sold! You can get them at BOUND when you are there, or you can purchase your BOUND ticket and after hour party ticket on-line now by using paypal! The total cost for the entire evening is $32 ($10 for BOUND, $20 for the after party, and $2 service fee). Send your payments to info@EdunEvents.com (info at EdunEvents dot com). use BOUND as the subject line!

Red Lounge
2013 14th Street, NW DC 20009
Between U and V on 14th On the second floor above The International Grill
9pm to 3am 21+ only
FREE from 9 to 10pm for those in XXXtreme Fetish Attire (head to toe bad-assness!) or in themed attire. So this week that means some VERY Kinky Clown, acrobat, or magician costumes!!!
$10 in Fetish Attire / $20 in Street attire

Friday, July 18, 2008

Sideshow Saints and Sinners


EVENT: Sideshow Saints and Sinners
DATE & TIME: Saturday, July 19th, 10 pm
LOCATION: Palace of Wonders
COST: $10
DETAILS:

prepare your selves for an evening of mystical entertainment!
Witness the miracle as Saint Moira walks on air & defies gravity.
Be amazed as Saint Mab just Mab masters the element of fire & is saved from the eternal flames of hell.
Gape as Saint Hilary spins you in to a frenzy of ecstasy.
Stare in wonder as Saint Ken Vegas speaks in tounges, and
prepare your self for the temptation of the mesmerizing Saint Belladonna.

Now please rise & join us in welcoming America Sinner to the palace stage!
Join them as they lift their music up to the heavens, and share with the congregation their sinful ways.
Don't miss this opportunity to be saved...... from a boring Saturday night.
Join us at the Palace for an evening of soulful and sinister spectacle!

Saturday July 19th
10pm
$10 at the door
www.palaceofwonders.com

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

where to look for things to do - My super secret sources!

This week I've been slack with the posting of events. I do apologize. But, to make it up to you, allow me to reveal some of my sources!

Washington post has the going out guru, they sometimes gets lucky and find something worth while. same with the City Paper. I would be happier if they posted more events along the lines of Variety entertainment, but that's just me.

dcist tends to hit the mark more often. they have great coverage of the fringe festival, and jazz, theater, hip-hop, spoken word, dance, and much much more. I have no idea how they find out 1/2 the stuff they do. and furthermore, I have no idea how they find out about stuff and city paper and washington post miss it. What's your secret DCist?

upcoming.org is wildly popular in other parts of the country, but no so much here. DCist has access to this site, and I think they might be using it to find out about events. sometimes I see one of my shows that I posted on upcoming.org make it to DCist. then again, they could have heard about them in one of the hundred other places I post as well.

livejournal washington dc community
is where usually start my event postings. it's a great resource not only for events, but for local advice; where to find the best haircut, bad neighborhoods to live in, favorite all night diner, etc. at the moment, that's the first place I turn to get opinions on local matters, and the first place I post about my shows.

palace of wonders website - you know nothing at the Palace is going to suck. you want to find something interesting to do next week? check out what's playing at the palace. and then go.

yelp is a new one to me. it seems a bit like Upcoming.org, but with more reviews. I haven't gotten crazy into it yet, but I can see where this might be a nice resource.

tribe.net is lousy with bellydancers. :-) ooooohhhh yeaaaaaah. baby. it's a networking website for anyone, but it seems to attract bellydancers and burners. this is my main source for fire and belly events. anyone can set up a discussion group (called a "tribe") on any topic. I have set up two - dctribal and dc 10-in-1 (one for tribal bellydance and one for variety artists). they have national, international, and local groups. and it's fun to get lost in the clickie click of information.

myspace - if you have a favorite local artist, band, show, your best bet would be to "friend" them on myspace. if you are a performer, and you don't have a myspace page, you should get one now. I know, I know. the interface can be extremely annoying. but the thing is, this is where the people go. and with 1/2 hour's work, you can get over 1000 eyes on your words.

and if they don't come to you, go to them. check out your favorite venues and artists event listings. take a gamble. find the hidden gem. if a venue has a tendency to consistently host shows you like, take a chance and go on a night that you don't know the artists. you might find something that blows open a whole new world.

now that I have sent you all over the net, would you like to know my super secret secret? using rss and atom post feed technology, I have all these sources going to one place. I don't have to spend all day surfing the web, I only check one page throughout the day.

if you have any other suggestions for places to look for events, I am always looking for new places to promote! drop me a line.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Paolo & Mab-o Together Again! For the First Time!


EVENT: Paolo & Mab-o Together Again! For the First Time!
DATE & TIME: Friday, July 11, 2008 - 10 pm
LOCATION: The Palace of Wonders
COST: $10
DETAILS:

this is the big one folks! if you catch only one show this month, make it this one!

one of the advantages to being a variety performer is that I get to hear about other variety acts in the area before other folks do. but this isn't about them. this is about me. and the next big show coming to town.

Paolo Garbanzo, an old friend and an amazing performer, will be in town THIS FRIDAY! at the Palace of Wonders. As a fair warning, the Palace is not that big, I believe capacity is about 100, and we plan on selling out the house! Get there early!

Why should you go to this show? Well, besides the fact that you should trust me, I can think of a few other good reasons.

Paolo Garbanzo is the only American to ever win the international jester competition. That makes him an official jester, in england. Now, he's never performed for the Queen herself, but he has performed for dukes and lords, in castles and festivals all over Europe.

If you like juggling, you may know him as Misha Karamazov of the Flying Karamazov Brothers (arguably the most well known juggler group in the world)

Love him or hate him, I can't argue with all that he has accomplished in the years that I have known him. getting his start as a geeky juggler boy tossing clubs in the park at college, to playing at Pier 39 in San Francisco, to touring with the Karamazov's, than being crowned Official Jester, all leading him back here, to Washington DC. for one. night. only.

There is very little in the world that can trump that. so, I will be seeing you at the Palace!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Black Ink & Bass - Free show @ Madam's Organ

EVENT: Black Ink & Bass
DATE & TIME: Tuesday, July 8, 7:30pm
LOCATION: Madam's Organ
COST: Free
DETAILS: I almost don't even want to tell you about this one. But I promised, so here goes.

Black Ink & Bass are an amazing duo. He plays upright bass like the devil, pulling honeyed tones out of it like a virtuoso. She joins in with the most luscious poetry that will move men and women alike. I'm typically not a huge poetry fan, but when I hear this woman speak, I actually have caught myself holding my breath.

All this is for the Women In Life poetry series.

If you miss this show, they will be back around in August.

and now that I have told you, you should stay at home. more for me :P

Saturday, July 5, 2008

BellyRock - DragonSong and Ishtar

EVENT: DragonSong and Ishtar
DATE & TIME: July 5th, 8 pm
LOCATION:New Deal Cafe
113 Centerway, Roosevelt Center,
Greenbelt, Maryland 20770

COST: Cost : $8.00
DETAILS: It would seem that the DC Metro area is going to be treated to a rare delicacy, World Fusion Turkish Rock!

I have heard all of these artists separately, and I am very excited to see what jamming fun they create together!

it's a cheap evening out, and this might quite possibly be one of the most unusual, yet jamming fun bands you will see in a while.

I recommend checking them out.

*** from their announcement ***

Local world fusion band, Dragon Song will be sharing the evening with Pittsburg's Only Classic BellyRock Band, Ishtar. (www.ishtar-music.com) Don't miss this performance...we will have some of our favorite drummers on the East Coast joining us including Daveed Korup, Carmine Guida, Chip Staples, and Casey Bond. The lovely Shahrazad from New York City will be dancing during our set. Other featured dancers of the evening include Zarifa, Noa Reyan, and Jehna. Show begins at 8pm! All ages welcome. Check out the attached flyer, or go to www.newdealcafe.com for more information.


www.myspace.com/dragonsongband
www.youtube.com/dragonsongband
www.tribe.net/dragonsong

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Palace of Wonders Anniversary Pre-Show Party - FREE!

EVENT: Palace of Wonders Anniversary Pre-Show Party
DATE & TIME: June 26th - all night
LOCATION: The Palace of Wonders
COST: FREE!!!
DETAILS:
I cannot think of a better way to spend a Thursday evening. No cover, beer tasting, drink specials...Special Palace Surprise Guest???? come on! I want to go so badly. But since I will be on the road to Asheville, you will have to go in my stead and tell me how it was.

Deal?

From their website:

Come celebrate a pre-show party with us at the palace! Watch videos of the past two years, enjoy our many drink specials and sample the new Coney Island Lagers! He-brew is happy to present a free beer tasting from their new "Coney Island Lager" line of beers!

All HST bar employees get a crucial discount with proof of employment! Come party!!!
All Palace performers get 10% off their tabs, all hst bar employees get 25% off!!

$3.00 High Lifes and $3.00 Baby Powers all night long!

But wait there's more!! A *very special guest appearance*, you don't want to miss this - so amazing, so sexy, its our special gift to you all! Happy 2 year anniversary!!!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Americana Burlesque Sideshow Festival

EVENT: Americana Burlesque Sideshow Festival
DATE & TIME: June 27 - 29 (see website for specific times)
LOCATION: Asheville, NC
COST: show is only $25!!!!
DETAILS:
ok, not really local. not unless you live in Asheville NC (or outlying areas). Still, might be worth a drive.....

This weekend I'm heading down to the great and wonderful Asheville NC, one of my favorite places in the country (that's not home)!

if you haven't heard, this weekend is the Americana Burlesque Sideshow Festival, MCed by yours truly, Mab, Just Mab

(http://www.barakamundi.com/absfest/)

On Friday night, they will be showing the East Coast debut of international film, 'Underbelly', which documents a year in the life of provacateuse, Princess Farhana of Hollywood. Footage includes interviews and performance from ABSfest 2007.

Saturday there will be workshops involving all things Burlesque, Sideshow and more!

Saturday night, the show! with my fav local burlesque super hero duo, Trixie Little and the Evil Hate Monkey! it will be a party all night long with an ~after party~ with live music from the Mezmer Society! I know as tired as I will be, I won't be able to stop dancing :-)

Sunday, wraps up with more workshops, including my "Showcraft" workshop for folks who want to build a show.

That's right kids. all this and more! only once a year. only this weekend! only in Asheville NC - at the ABSFest!

see you there!
mab
just
mab

THE GALA GRAND OPENING OF THE BETHESDA COMEDY CLUB

EVENT: THE GALA GRAND OPENING OF THE BETHESDA COMEDY CLUB
DATE & TIME: FRIDAY, JUNE 27 2008
7:00 PM
LOCATION: 4735 Bethesda Avenue
Bethesda, MD 20814
COST: Free!
DETAILS:
Passing on from a comedy friend -
Howdy all, a friend of mine is opening a new comedy club and he's inviting his friends to the grand opening for FREE! And he's asked his friends to invite their friends, and I'm asking you to invite your friends!

300 seats One show schedules 7pm, but if it overflows the suggestion will be to go to dinner and come back they'll do it again at 10!!

Let's support clean comedy, being able to introduce your kids to live comedy!

Hope to see you there!!

http://www.evite.com/

THE GALA GRAND OPENING OF THE BETHESDA COMEDY CLUB

A NEW, 300 SEAT, 100% CLEAN COMEDY VENUE
FRIDAY, JUNE 27 2008
7:00 PM
4735 Bethesda Avenue
Bethesda, MD 20814

(at Woodmont Avenue, across from Barnes and Noble)

www.bethesdacomedy.com

Mission Statement
To provide a positive environment in which comedy lovers of all ages can enjoy the scientifically proven health benefits of laughter, without worrying about being picked on and without profanity or vulgarity.

Review: Evil Come, Evil Go-Go

Review of Evil Come Evil Go-Go
Staring L'il Dutch, Prissy Pistol and Little Darling
hosted by Mr. Deadguy
Clean-up/corpse removal by Gary Gutter


What a great show! I'm really glad I made time for this little gem.

To start off, as I approached the Palace, I saw skeleton cutouts dressed like Vegas showgirls at the door into the Palace. They were a great touch. The folks who decide such things offered discounted admission for anyone in costume - I saw some great outfits in the audience that night. That's a great idea to get the crowd involved and really helped create the right atmosphere for a successful evening.

The show started off with a group number. Anytime there is more than one performer in a piece, it stands out in my mind. The coordination involved in getting artists to work together garners much respect from me. This piece was no exception. I loved the choreographic tribute to thriller (a staple in any un-dead dance routine).

The show on the whole was well put together, each artist getting their moment to shine. there were some pieces that stood out for me:

L'il Dutch just commands the stage. every one of her pieces look like they are right out of time, From vintage 1950's to swinging retro 1960's, which speaks of her attention to detail. I think my favorite piece had to be the mourning widow, complete with the necro ending. I love L'il Dutch's box. And the goodies she pulls out of it.

Little Darling made my jaw drop. several times. I don't know if it's the fact that I was standing right up front, but every time she bent over...my eyes popped like a 3 week old cadaver's. merow. Great job working the crowd too!

Prissy Pistol's "Brain Picnic" really grabbed me. I felt that she had an amazing connection to the song. It was a familiar tune that I couldn't quite put my finger on, which added to the allure of the piece. I really enjoyed the combination of sensuality, savoring everything, juxtaposed with the horrifying brain goo. (mmmm, goo). this piece is a keeper!

Miss Joule joined the Evil girls, bringing a little fire to the show. I'm not sure if I have seen that particular fire finger piece before, but I really enjoyed. Only, and this comes as a bit of surprise to me, I can't specifically tell you why. You will just have to catch her next show and see for yourself why this girl is amazing.

Mr. Deadguy was wonderful. This was the first opportunity I had to see him perform, and I had heard great things about him. His costume was impeccable, right down to the spats! Anyone who wears spats is aces in my book.

He managed the MC position pretty well. MC is a challenging role. You have to keep the show rolling, but you can't just pop out and say "next up, la de da". You have keep the energy up with tiny mini bits. My favorite mini bit was his pulling a worm out of his skull. It was almost like a tease with how slowly he extracted it. Totally wonderful!

A little while later his buddy, Baby Cheezwits, joined him...wearing a cleaver in his head. Babies with cleavers in their head are funny in and of themselves. Still, what followed was some excellent comedic interaction. The timing was (to quote an audience member) "tight". I have found a new found love for ventriloquists. I want to see more bits from them!

As a performer myself, I love to eavesdrop on the audience to hear their completely candid opinions of a show. I am happy to share that every thing I heard was pegged in the positive.

Great job folks!
An excellent treat with delightful tricks!

Link-O-Rama
http://www.myspace.com/evilcomeevilgogoshow
http://www.myspace.com/lildutchburlesque
http://www.myspace.com/heartsandstarlets
http://www.myspace.com/lil_package_of_sexy
http://missjoule.com

Photos by Derik Moore (brutally lifted from their myspace pages)

A Word From Me

This will come as no surprise to anyone who has talked to me for more than 5 minutes, but you should know...I have opinions. It's a blessing and a curse.

Incidentally, I have no reservations about telling someone my opinion. Fortunately, I have managed over the years to control my urge to share the bad opinions. I do try to follow the rule of "if you can't say something nice..." blah blah blah, you know the rest.

To that end, I have decided to start posting reviews and ravings about other performers in the area. Reviewing other artists, helps me as a performer analyze elements in a piece. When I see a piece that really strikes me, I break it down to figure out exactly why I like it. After I understand the base element, I can then incorporate it into my own work.

DISCLAIMER: The one thing I am ~not~ trying to do with any of my reviews is to slather on false flattery or insult. I get absolutely no gain, money, social standing, or anything other than my own reflections out of this. You, as the reader, are to take anything said here as pure opinion, and to disregard it appropriately. If you happen to like what I've said, you can certainly quote me. Please send a link back to my website or this blog, so that others can share the joy. Also, if you are so inclined, feel free to post a comment. Discussion is healthy.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Evil Come Evil Go-Go

EVENT: Evil Come Evil Go-Go
DATE & TIME: Friday, June 20 2 shows!! 8pm, 10 pm
LOCATION: The Palace of Wonders!
1210 H Street, NE
Washington DC 2008
COST: $10
DETAILS:
I have been looking forward to this show for a while! it features some of my favorite local burlesque artists, only, the undead versions. Zombies have never looked so good.

but wait! there's more! The whole show will be MCed by the elusive Mr. Deadguy. I have heard so many great things about this performer, and even though I have never seen him live, I feel confident in saying that he is brilliant!


Raqs America - This Weekend!

EVENT: Raqs America

DATE & TIME: This weekend. All weekend. with shows in the evening.

LOCATION:
Joe's Movement Emporium
3309 Bunker Hill Road, Mount Rainier, MD 20712

COST: Depends on what you want to see - main-stage shows cost a bit more than just walking around during the day. Check out the website for pricing options.

DETAILS: Why should you check this out? Well, for starters, some of the best local and national bellydance talent (tribal, cabaret, and everything in between) will be out, strutting their stuff.

if you like shopping, there will be vendors of all sorts there. well, mostly just of the bellydance sort, but you will find amazing jewelry, textiles, music and videos there.

This event was produced by the infamous Miles Copeland in his ongoing quest to move bellydance into the mainstream. (how's that working out for ya?)

It's like a Lalapalooza for bellydance.

The tickets are relatively inexpensive, and you really do get a whole lot of show for your buck.
If you make it out, let me know how it was!

5th Annual Free Minds Poetry Reading

Public Service Announcement - I have no affiliation with this event, but it sounds rather neat:

SAVE THE DATE! 5th Annual Free Minds Poetry Reading

HEAR US OUT 2008
Writings by DC Jail's Young Poets
TUESDAY JULY 15
7pm
FREE

GALA Theatre at Tivoli Square
3333 14th Street NW
Washington, DC 20010
Columbia Heights metro
www.freemindsbookclub.org

Pass the word on! All are invited!
Poems will be performed by members who are back home in the community.
Look for your official invite coming soon.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Aisha Ali: Gypsy & Tribal Dances of the Middle East & North Africa

EVENT:Aisha Ali: Gypsy & Tribal Dances of the Middle East & North Africa
DATE & TIME:
Saturday, February 21, 2009 2:00pm - 4:30pm
LOCATION:American Dance Institute
1570 E. Jefferson St. Rockville, MD
COST: Register for BOTH DAYS (4-Hour Workshop each day with 30 minute break) - ONLY $150 BEFORE January 20, 2009!
After January 20, Fee for both workshops is $175.
Single day registration is $90.00.
DETAILS:

You don't want to miss this special 2-day intensive with Aisha Ali! Internationally recognized authority on the dances of Egypt and North Africa, Aisha traveled to the Middle East in 1971 to observe firsthand many traditional styles of dances not seen in the United States. She made subsequent visits to Egypt, Algeria and Tunisia from 1973 to 1997 to document folkloric materials that were fast disappearing. In 1973, she stayed among the Ouled Nail in Algeria, a tribe famous for its dancing women. Over the years she has frequently danced at celebrations in Egypt with the Banat Maazin, a Nawar gypsy family of Ghawazee. In the United States, Aisha directed the North African performers at the Los Angeles Olympics opening festival in 1984.

SATURDAY (2pm-6:30pm): GHAWAZEE: Includes brief history of the Nawar and the Halab, playing segat, interpreting the music, discussion of traditional and modern costuming, movement technique and styling, shimmies, Beladi Stick dance—Saidi, Beladi Et Teit —Delta, plus rare video footage of the Nawar
*PLEASE BRING SEGAT (finger cymbals) TO THIS CLASS! If you do not have any, let us know ahead of time, I may have a few extra pairs available.

SUNDAY (12pm-4:30pm): OULED NAÏL (Algeria): brief history of the tribe, their customs & costumes, movement techniques, impromptu dance session
SHIKHAT DANCE (Morocco): brief history of the dancers, movement techniques, impromptu dance session
MOTREB DANCE (Iran): brief talk about the dancers, their costumes, movement techniques, impromptu dance session. Students will need a veil for this class. I will have a few extra on hand in case anyone forgets!

Register for BOTH DAYS (4-Hour Workshop each day with 30 minute break) - ONLY $150 BEFORE January 20, 2009!
After January 20, Fee for both workshops is $175.
Single day registration is $90.00.
To register online: www.wmfolklifecenter.org/register
For more information on Aisha Ali:
www.aisha-ali.com

Saturday, January 5, 2008

The Perk's Full Moon Drum Circle

EVENT: The Perk's Full Moon Drum Circle
DATE & TIME: Sunday, January 11, 2009
LOCATION: College Perk Coffeehouse
9078 Baltimore Avenue
College Park, MD
COST: FREE!
DESCRIPTION:

An open fireside drum circle held every full moon at the College Perk Coffeehouse in College Park, MD - the Perk's Full Moon Drum Circle features drum facilitation by Robert Paul Nicholson and other area artists. A free and open event, bring your drums (if you have one), dancing shoes, and weather-appropriate clothing for this recurring celebration. Starts at 8 p.m.

Next Full Moons:

Sunday, January 11, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Saturday, October 3, 2009


Location:
9078 Baltimore Avenue
College Park, MD


Get your inaugural drum on early! Join us January 11 for the next Perk Full Moon Drum Circle.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Bellydance & Sideshow Extravaganza

EVENT: Bellydance & Sideshow Extravaganza
DATE & TIME:Thursday, January 10, 2008 7:00 PM
LOCATION: Art 6
6 East Broad St.
Richmond, VA23219
804-343-1406
COST: Tickets: $10 in advance, $15 at the door.
DETAILS:

Onca O'leary and the Mezmer Society is bringing their unique style of Vaudeville, Bellydance, and live Balkan music to Richmond! The show will also feature dancers from DC, Richmond, Charlottsville, and Hampton Roads. The line-up incudes Romka, Asharah, and fire in the Belly. In addition to the kick ass line-up of dancers, the show will also feature DC's own side show queen, Mab-Just-Mab. This will be a truly eclectic show featuring cabaret, tribal fusion, gypsy fusion, and ATS.

Art 6
6 East Broad St.
Richmond, VA23219
804-343-1406

Doors open at 7, show starts at 7:30
Tickets: $10 in advance, $15 at the door.
For more info: joharadance@hotmail.com or 804-307-8814